A Nerd Of Many Hats

SHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUT THEE FUUUUUCK UP

Are we talking about the same fucking guy?? Like Snape as in Severus Tobias Snape???????????? This dude was doing fucking OVERTIME protecting harry from corrupt fucking adults either attempting to harm or manipulate him why the fuck would he of all people take advantage of him like that

if someone so as much as STARED at harry in a creepy way, girl version or not, and snape was present…that pdf would be fucking OBLITERATED, SILENCED, TORN APART, RAVAGED!!!!!! he would literally torture that dude????? if they even thought about trying something in his vicinity or not snape would be there with a fucking battle axe 🫩

the dude was literally putting his life on the line for him and if you don’t think he’d absolutely massacre some offender over him then your crazy..even crazier if you think he’d be the one doing such a thing

“bbbbb-but he liked his mom🥺” Who the fuck came up with the logic that if you like someone romantically then you’ll turn into a predator??? actually fucking braindead and such a disgusting, pathetic, HARMFUL, and biased claim to make like how does one come to this conclusion

NO PROOF THAT HED EVER BE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!! NONE!!!!

i feel like this should go unsaid like???

and this also extends to the rest of his students too. like yeah he may be an asshole but if some offender tried some shit with ANY of them they’d meet a very painful fate. Like those are HIS STUDENTS. HIS KIDS. fuck are you talking about???😭😭😭😭 Yeah he was a bully for a teacher but he always showed up when they were in danger, he’d be the last person to harm them like that????????

anyways here’s high cortisol snape making sure his bumass kids don’t die of hypothermia!! fav scene from this game no i haven’t played it for longer than ten minutes

Everything is just made up fanfic. Every post, every video, every theory, everything Elriel’s apparently are all collectively saying

Utter nonsense.

He is killing me with the levels of sass that’s how good it’s depicted.

Azriel interrupted Lucien and said she didn't need anything, they did.

Elain said she doesn't want a mate.

Azriel was questioning the Cauldron about why the "Third Sister" was given to someone else and not to him, as if she were a trophy.

Elain said she WANTED to help and be more active in the IC.

Azriel doesn't let her take risks or expose herself to danger as if she were a porcelain doll.

Elain said she's not a child for them to fight for her.

Azriel said he would defeat Lucien in a Blood Duel for her, instead of simply telling Rhysand that this is something Elain wouldn't want, or simply stopping to think that KILLING Lucien would bring PAIN to Elain because of their mating bond.

Azriel has "loved" Elain since Acomaf. But even so, he didn't deny that he no longer feels anything for Mor when Rhysand asked.

Azriel gave the TT to Elain, she STABBED the King of Hybern, and Azriel didn't give her the slightest credit for it. Lucien is the one who acknowledges her deed.

Elain returned everything Azriel had given her, she didn't return any of Lucien's gifts, nor is it even stated whether she returned or even threw away the coat he put on her shoulders, as the narration made a point of showing her returning the necklace and the TT.

Lucien said that Elain is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.

The only time Azriel mentions Elain's beauty is when he's imagining having sex with her.

Lucien manifested a power he didn't even know he possessed in Hybern just to get to Elain.

Azriel, with an arrow in his chest, was only concerned about Morrigan.

Now this one's for the Elriels.

We complain about Azriel and Elain's actions, but we like the characters (especially because we want them with Gwyn and Lucien).

You've even called Lucien an abuser and constantly attack his appearance, even though he was the partner who most respected his mate's space. And you wished for Gwyn's death and called her the Hybern Deposit because AZRIEL felt the Spark in his chest for her.

So no, nobody here is going to feel sorry for you when the next books come out. You will read Elucien and Gwynriel knowing that complaining won't change absolutely anything, or you'll simply leave the fandom and finally leave us in peace.

“How that beautiful face might appear as he entered her.” What sounds she would make.”

And then the first time Lucien ever calls Elain beautiful in his POV he goes ;

“But he couldn’t breathe as she faced him fully. She was the most beautiful female he’d ever seen”

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

The harp and the Starsword belongs to Nesta. Theres nothing tying Elain to those objects.

Elain is not tied to Dusk either.

Elain looks terrible in Night Court colors (confirmed by two characters)

Things SJM has used in imagery for Elain:

Spring (where Lucien currently lives)

Sunshine

Glowing with health in Amythest, a Day Court color.

"Your beloved Tamlin" was spoken by Rhys to LUCIEN, not Feyre (she's still being glamoured and hidden at this point), and then he starts going on about Tamlin's skill in the bedroom as if he and Lucien both know exactly what that's like, and proceeds to brag by saying "I'm the one who taught him that"???

“I was now High Lord and could do what I wanted with trespassers threatening the peace of my lands. I claimed Lucien as my own—named him emissary, since he’d already made many friends across the courts and had always been good at talking to people, while I… can find it difficult. He’s been here ever since.” - ACOTAR, Chapter 18

artsbyaira on Pinterest made this (I think) and I am obsessed.

Bloomsbury: Sharing the following video to their stories back in 2024 after inviting this particular creator to their Summer Book Club Event where she not only tells us the meaning of the name Lucien (who she mentions as a main character) but reminds us of his secret heritage (something that was first revealed in ACOWAR, we were later reminded of by Feyre in ACOFAS, and the author gave hints to in ACOSF when she had Lucien use a High Lords dominance on Cassian).

As an author you don't set up an OG character from book 1, confirm him to be the sole heir of a High Lord in book 3, have him begin to display the markers of a High Lord in book 5 only to have his story go nowhere.