The Shyest Swiftie You Know

fuck i wish i was there so badly why am i not famous enough to be invited rip

MISS ‘I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO PUT INTO WORDS’ IS GETTING MARRIED TODAY

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

Girls only want one thing and it’s a velvet upholstered window seat to read in while it rains

I’ve reprinted this drawing for the first time in years for Pride month, if you’d like one they’re here!

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted