The Shyest Swiftie You Know

nothing like a taylor merch drop to make me realise how bad this economy is 😍

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

that video of taylor making aeroplane noises while guiding a fork into travis’ mouth and saying “it’s landing, it landed safely”… and this is why i will always die on the hill that taylor is a comedian before anything else

here’s the video i’m referencing for those of you who haven’t seen it yet

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?