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Wearing my new sale buy from #pullandbear this excellent #spacequeen tshirt! It's so cute and relevant to my interests! #ootd #selfie #nerd #geek #geeky #ginger

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maggiemerc

If you’re ever like “but what do fic writers even WANT.”

a book report

They want a book report.

They want you to get 9th grade English up in their shit.

Remember having to write ad nauseam about the symbolism of that stupid conch in Lord of the Flies? They want you to do that about Steve Roger’s shield and Emma Swan’s jacket.

tumblunni

WHoa seriously?? People WANT this? Holy crap, I always thought I’d be really rude to leave an overly long comment on something, or it’d just be super creepy for me to babble a load of emotional attatchment I had to their product, or all my wild fan theories which are probably wrong… I mean.. I know if I ever created something I’d wanna see comments like that, but I’m a weirdo and I haven’t even created anything anyway so what do I know? Umm.. yeah.. so… at my followers and friends and stuff: does anyone agree with this? Do I have permission to really ramble embarrassingly and honestly when I like your stuff, or would you prefer short and semi-rational comments?

zsebmacska

I agree! I really like to read people toughts on my stuff, no matter the writing style.

leonawriter

I always LOVE knowing that readers understand why I chose certain ways of getting things across! I also love seeing which bits OTHER PEOPLE liked best! Since I’m the author, I’m biased. I either think my work is brilliant or I have crushing doubts.

So - whichever you want, or feel comfortable with!

elfpen

Long comments and rambles make my day so much you don’t even know

calamitycons

PLEASE DO THIS WITH ANYTHING I WRITE I CRAVE FEEDBACK AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE THING

elidoo

Yep, co-signed. I try to drop a lot of symbolism and deliberate symmetry and I always wonder if people catch them.

Not that I don’t appreciate all the OMG YOU MONSTER YOU MADE ME CRY’s because it’s real privilege to make people feel something with nothing but words.

But I love it when you tell me your discoveries.

me-ya-ri-deactivated20181214

Abso-fucking-lutely! Long comments about symbols and meaning give me stupid grins for days. :D

p1ratew3nch

YES!

pastel-hamgelica

y e s p l e a s e

universalharvester

a friend just texted me this with no context and i was just like tru

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can you imagine being such a stone-cold badass that the concept of fear is afraid of you

end0skeletal

Collected from the Egyptian desert in March of 1846, the Helix desertorum specimen was sent to the British Museum, where scientists thought it had expired in transit. It was glued to a cardboard display card shortly after.

One day four years later, curators noticed something strange about their catatonic mollusk: the shell seemed to have moved from its glued position and a trail of discoloration followed it.

Archivists removed it from the card to give it a bath, with a suspicion the snail might have in fact been slumbering.

After just a few minutes of exposure to moisture, the snail’s head poked from its shell and surveyed its new home with four eye stalks.

As the snail adjusted to active life again, it became a minor celebrity and sat for a portrait by the museum’s zoological artist for inclusion in a book on mollusks, seen below:

(Source)

fieldbears

Reblogging the immortal snail again

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Taking a four year nap is big mood rn

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thecuckoohaslanded

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

thecuckoohaslanded

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

thecuckoohaslanded

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

thecuckoohaslanded

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

thecuckoohaslanded

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

the-gay-prometheus

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

thecuckoohaslanded

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

poriferathief

meii-deactivated20220422

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

violinclad

The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially for Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.

elexuscal

Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

alwaysboth

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

insomination

I have never related to a statement more than “do you know how much braining it takes to make words go?”

hawthorn56-deactivated20230602

Must be nice to be a man and feel absolutely zero guilt or concern while you sit on your arse in front of the tv as your wife frantically runs herself into the ground with the never ending grind of holiday cooking/cleaning/gifting/wrapping/decorating/tidying/arranging/crafts/familial politics

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it always bewilders and offends me that at family gatherings all of the women are up cleaning, cooking, clearing the table after dinner, bringing snacks out, etc., and all of the men are just relaxing and sitting around. I’m also up cleaning, clearing peoples’ plates, etc., because I’m expected to do that as a female, while my male cousins get to sit around and chill. Even the male relatives that I like just sit around and chat and don’t seem to notice that my sister and I are constantly being called into the kitchen and they’re not.

so anyway yeah if you’re a male you should seriously try to pay attention to who’s doing all the work and who’s allowed to sit and chill (probably you) and maybe like, get up and insist on helping…

valeria2067

I’m sure a LOT of women (if not most) can relate to the experience of loving the holidays as a child only to be unceremoniously snatched up into the kitchen one year, after someone deemed you old enough to join the women.

I was si excited, once again, to go to my grandparents’ for Thanksgiving; my brothers and I knew everything we would do: watch the parades on TV (as usual), play board games or play outside (as usual), get cleaned up five minutes before sitting down to be served dinner (as usual), then excuse ourselves after the pie and go watch the animated tv specials until it was time to get in the car and fall asleep on the way home (all as usual).

I will NEVER forget the painful shock of being taken by the shoulders that day and steered into the kitchen, where I spent the holiday prepping the meal and serving the meal and cleaning up after the meal, while my brothers had no change in their holiday schedule.

I was 11 years old.

Don’t forget to show the children what it takes to put on a meal (and who’s doing it).

professionalpenthief

and this is true not just for holidays but also any time guests come over. i have observed far too many men offer food/drinks to their guests, even insist when they refuse without realising that its the women who will have to actually make it.

and often, the women are the last to sit and eat. So when you are being hospitable and insisting that your fellow male guests take one more serving, you may not realise that there won’t be enough for the women.

And i think a lot of the times this is subconscious. So please from now on, be more aware… and make and effort to stop this ‘tradition’

prohoetips

And men: If you don’t think you can be helpful, FUCKING LEARN. I can’t count how many men I know who have gift wrapping fall on their female family members because they never bothered to learn how to wrap things. It’s on YouTube, figure it out. If you don’t know how to help in the kitchen, then be in charge of drinks. You can manage getting people their soda/distributing alcohol etc.

And clean up after! If the women are cooking all day, you should without a doubt be the one doing the dishes.

isaacle97

The women always clean up after family dinner on Fridays at my grandmas house. Whenever they ask who’s cleaning, I’ll volunteer my (male) cousins for a change.

#This is 300% my dad

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justastrongcountryboy-deactivat

I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them.

knusprig-titten-hitler

captaincrusher

Star Trek and everything is the same but the Captain’s logs are social media entries.

captaincrusher

Starfleet Command getting messages on snapchat by Kirk in the middle of a crisis.

satans-trek

Captain’s Blog: OMG GUYS YOULL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!!!! So there were these Kilingons……

angrywarrior69

Janeway to Starfleet Command (over snapchat): *running and panting* We encountered the Borg eight hours ago and I decided to ransack their ship. *more running and panting with obvious Borg in the background* Everthing is fine and- *stops to compression rifle a Drone in the face* we suspect we will not be able to procure a trans-warp hub at this time. Janeway out. *kicks a Drone in the chest and calls for a beam out*

thequeerofthenorth

Picard would always have like the longest goddamn post. Like some political 50 tweet thread.

captaincrusher

Picard: Long twitter threads on politics and philosophy.

Janeway: Snap chat containing lots of running and some LARPing.

Archer: Pinterest board with lots of space stuff. Also dogs.

Sisko: Facebook for keeping in touch with family and friends and regularly ignore Dukat’s friend requests.

Kirk: Instagram account where he mostly posts selfies or pictures with himself and visiting aliens and crew.

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

artbymoga-deactivated20200516

Yesterday was Mental Health Awareness Day, and in honor of that I decided to redraw possibly my most personal comic. I am a fun, easy going and positive person. I also suffer from an anxiety disorder and chronic panic attacks.

You are not alone. https://crisisclinic.org/find-help/crisis-line/

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vagueenthusiast

And the award for most relatable Harry Potter quote goes to:

“No, I’m fine,” said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people this, and wondering whether he had ever been less fine.

matchgirl42

He’s having a bad decade.

#The last Jedi #the last Jedi spoilers

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