wtf

i think opposable thumbs developed so humans could do the thumb rub thing across the backs of each others' hands

sometimes life is just, so beautiful. art in motion. today while riding the bus i saw a randomized license plate that happened to say “CAAR” and i cried real tears

I drive past a green truck with the plate GRN TRUK every day and it makes me smile because, yeah man, it fucking is

WHAT DAY IS IT FOLKS?

Realize the power of multimedia

oh i’m realizing it

but they could be

don’t trust me by 3oh!3 comes on and the feminism leaves my body for a full three minutes and twelve seconds

Why must I “make a hypothesis” and “have a real research question?” Is it not enough to be sexy and collect random data until I stumble across a discovery?

bungle said fuck blue lives

Comrade Bungle

there are a lot of bert and ernie sketches that are just unironically very funny

“Wh-I-Wha-E-ERNIE WHAT YOU’RE DOING YOU CAN’T DO!!??”

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

No, frankincense was the name of the wise man, not the gift he brought. You’re thinking of frankincense’s monster.