part time soulmate, full time problem

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

World Heritage Post

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.