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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

I still have fond memories of people on Tumblr freaking out over the 2012 presidential election and how much Mitt Romney sucked. I don't know how to tell anyone this but 2012 is going to be the calmest, least-eventful US presidential election any of us will see for the rest of our lives