This is my Game Face

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty

God I fucking love pickled shit so much

When I die pickle me

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

Lily Seika Jones