i'll let you be in my dreams if i can be in yours

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

fuckkk dude just PLEASEEEE let me look back in anger. PLEASEEE come on man come on just once okay just let me look back in anger once…