i'll let you be in my dreams if i can be in yours

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

America hates the broke and woke and so every rich chud from abroad who comes over here goes home singing our praises. Tale as old as time.

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic