A Bloody Jester, If I’ve Ever Seen One

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

#truly a tale of two fjords in these live shows #fjord in projekt funball: yes i will psychologically dropkick my friend with this disguise no problem #fjord in darktow: can't pretend to be mean to my wife tho — @wintershades

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contract each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

I'd like to issue a formal apology to Palamedes Sextus, I was unaware of his swag. I always loved him dearly but it took me 3 rereads of GtN to realize this nerd has catastrophic levels of aura. Difficult to notice when Camilla Hect is next to him at all times

I support recreational and erotic testosterone use

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

Repeat it with me, kids: Mary Shelley shared a lot of her mom's first wave feminist ideals but she sure wasn't a perfect intersectional feminist. You probably would have found her pretty problematic if you knew her personally. She and Byron were friends - if anything, after that summer was over, she was the only person in that group he could still stand/he actually liked. She didn't write Frankenstein because she wanted to be left alone from all the Idiot Men(tm). She wasn't dismissed by the men either - she won the horror story contest. Byron loved Frankenstein so much he did what he could to get it published. She mourned him when he died. Just read her diaries. Her legacy has been pretty solid in part because she outlived both Percy Shelley and Lord Byron and was able to secure it, but she had a big hand in securing the legacy of the romantic movement too. She wasn't the one Smart Girl sniffing at the Fuckboi group - she was the Cool Girl of the Fuckboi group. Yes she wrote one of the best novels of all time. All of this is true and all of these facts can coexist.

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

ive been trying for a while to find the right words to articulate the way goys, and especially the current-left goys, treat and talk the holocaust, how they see being a victim of this massive tragedy that destroyed over half a people as a mark of specialness, or privilege, how it grants you martyrdom for the cause of social justice- except when it's jews, of course, because then they're using their victimhood to manipulate people and are acting like it's only about them. and the way they fight over this whole idea of 'who suffered the most during the holocaust [except the jews]', as if the question of who is the biggest victim is a question of who takes the trophy for 'group to be most oppressed'. but anyway i just had the thought that goys seem to treat the holocaust as if it's the golden apple thrown by marx with the inscription 'to the most oppressed' going on. that's the best way i can describe it.

martyrdom is a great way to put it

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.