*In the style of a Comedy TV show confessional*
Waterboy: O-Oh Robert? Y-You uh..y-you want me to t-talk about Robert?
Waterboy: *not noticing a commotion going on through the glass behind him* O-Oh gosh…
Waterboy: W-Well Robert is r-really kind!
Robert, behind the glass:*slams a villain’s face into a table repeatedly*
Waterboy: *smiles* h-he’s the kindest g-guy I know!
Robert, behind the glass: *now choking another villain out with said table’s leg*
Waterboy: H-He always m-motivates me to be be-better! E-Even when I uh…don’t believe in myself v-very much *nervous laugh*
Robert, behind the glass: *swings the table leg into another villain’s head, knocking them out*
Waterboy: A-And he’s really s-smart!
Robert, behind the glass: *being lifted by a different villain and carried from view*
Waterboy: H-He has a plan for eve-ev-anything!
Villain, behind the glass:*muffled screaming and staggering back into view with a horrific bite mark on his arm, staggering out of view*
Robert, behind the glass: *following in and out of view*
Waterboy: *cheeks turn pink* I-I really admire him! *smiles*
Robert, behind the glass: *comes back to the center of the room with a beer bottle and takes a huge swig*
Waterboy: He’s a r-really good leader! W-We all th-think so.
Robert, behind the glass: *throws beer bottle at a charging villain’s face and it shatters*
Villain 2, behind the glass: *Covering eyes while muffled screaming, running right into the glass with a loud thunk before falling over*
Waterboy: *surprised and looks back*
Robert, behind the glass: *gives a lil wave*
Waterboy: *waves back before turning back to the interviewer* S-See? He’s cool.
Waterboy: *blinks and looks back and sees all the carnage*
