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the album cover looks sooo good...

#the clamp vibes. im obsessed.#hell maiden

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kaity--did

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

kaity--did

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

kaity--did

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

kaity--did

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

kaity--did

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

kaity--did

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

kaity--did

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

kaity--did

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

kaity--did

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

justplainsalty

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

kaity--did

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

kaity--did

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

jewishtransdyke

I've heard that talking to a baby the way you'd talk to an adult is better for the child's language development, and this would seem to be evidence in favor of that.

dennisyoubitch

me while crossing the road

ferrettaur

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

kikmessenger

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

kikmessenger

skips a stone over a few posts

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oodlyenough

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

#no fr every time I see this sentiment I'm like ????????????#it has to be like blue hair with pronouns level wig for me to notice #also y'know sometimes people just have a bad hair day #but also honestly I don't really care even when I do notice. it's such a small thing #it can be visually obstructive yeah that's not great but y'know it's not a dealbreaker

xnyre

Vox is exactly where he wants to be

#hazbin hotel

playwrongs

Stephen King’s Fujo

kungfunurse

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

catching-fire-in-the-wind

discount-supervillain

#steven universe

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medusadyke

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

medusadyke

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

hylianengineer

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

constance-mcentee-deactivated20

"The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter."

knight-of-skyloft

The mayor of my city went on a full on Protocols of the Elders of Zion rant about dark Jew money sowing discord and buying power to bend the country to their immoral wills and I have work tomorrow

them

THEY LOOKED SO PRETTY IN THESE NEW OUTFITS WAHH!!!!!! Also um is it still chaggie or is it chaggi now...

bluesky | twitter

#hazbin hotel

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barblaz-arts

Chaggie Week Day 2: Outfits

Been a while since I last drew human Chaggie

#hazbin hotel

I do not think the writers of tvl are horrible evil people who operate on nothing but malice in their storytelling choices but I do think, y'know, my personal opinion, I won't pretend to be qualified to talk about this I'm detail but I do think, broadly:

1) that the choices they made through this season in their handling of the social racial topics were rather careless, thoughtless, irresponsible choices

2) their handling of the non white characters shows a clear bias, that isn't entirely a product of the simple fact that the main character has changed to lestat.

and I won't lie some of it really did just leave with a kind of bad gross feeling post finale as I look back on it. and I don't like feeling that way about iwtv. especially when this season had some great character beats and moments and I really liked the loustat in this season overall. but I really can't get over the difference between how much dignity and respect the narrative was willing to give them.

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