Learning To Let Go

Yellow safety vests are inexpensive and look official. Add in “Oh, it’s just routine maintenance” and you have practically a free pass.

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

reblog until ur fingers bleed

Signal boost. This is a really important issue.

Drove my first riding lawn mower today! I’d love to say I also mowed my lawn but as it turns out, if you don’t lower the blade, you’re just driving circles around your house for two and a half hours for no reason! What a day!

i usually HATE when kids talk during movies, but i saw detective pikachu today and everytime a pokemon would show up he’d say to his grandma “thats bulbasaur!” “thats mr mime!” etc., id just be like “✊😔 legend”

the kid behind me named a pokemon i didn’t know and i’ve never been so thankful for a theater full of children before

That cat is the coziest it’s ever been and it’s not leaving except for food.

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in