AJ

I have a pair of oven mitts that simply do not work. You wear them and your hand still get burned through the mitt. What sort of clown hell world are we living in?

"this is fetish art" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

undertale is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community. deltarune is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community and also their appliances

i need to imagine some scenarios

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

yeah past negative events have changed your brain chemistry, you know what else changes your brain chemistry? doing new things in the present

If the brain chemistry could change for worse, it can change for the better