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ganymedian

if they made a clone of Colin Firth do you know what they'd call him

ganymedian

Colin Thecond

ganymedian

This is the only joke I’ve ever made

thirtyfirth

Happy July Thecond!

#colin firth

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Happy July Firth!

#july firth #july first #july 1th #colin firth #colin andrew firth #thirty firth #31th #colin 1th

ominous-signs

post-uwuifier

I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

punctuation-completionist

! ' - ...

4/22

randomly-generated-posts-machine

would you rather have coffee but no more bacon or unlimited deltarune chapters and no cat boys?

coffee but no bacon

deltarune but no cat boys

Voting ended onJul 16, 2024

ominous-signs

Prime example all over here

free-post-store

$0

aromanticofficial

official gimmick post

non-tyrannical-usa

RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE

maryland-officially

o l d b a y

your-fav-has-big-naturals

this post has big naturals!

arizona-official

This post is now 120 degrees!

radiation-detector-official

THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!

ominous-signs

MY POOR POST

ofishal-fish-posts

I don't see any fish....

is-this-fascism

is this yuri?

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 28, 2024

couldtransitionsaveher

COULD TRANSITION HAVE SAVED THIS THREAD?

Yes

No

It would make her worse

It would make her worse (affectionate)

Voting ended onOct 5, 2024

is-it-throwing-him-thursday

YES

bad-time-analogies

Imagine time as this post. Each of our lives is a gimmick blog, extant only for as long as the gimmick remains amusing, but each contributing to a greater phenomenon that could outlast any individual. There were gimmick blogs before us. There will be gimmick blogs after we are gone. In fact, cosmologists believe that the rate of gimmick blog posting is increasing, though where the energy to produce such expansion originates is still unknown.

meme-conservation

The Gimmick Blog Orgy

Conservation status: Least Concern

Classification: native, potentially invasive

As populations of native Gimmick Blogs increase, conservationists are more frequently able to observe this meme's mating ritual. The Gimmick Blog Orgy occurs when a large number of Gimmick Blogs converge on a single post, each bringing its own often very long list of viewers who then attract other Gimmick Blogs to the post. The blogs perform their mating displays as we see above.

The grandiose sight of a Gimmick Blog Orgy does potentially have a sinister underside, however. Conservationists are concerned about the risk of the tumblr ecosystem becoming overrun by Gimmick Blogs as their rate of breeding increases. Some have classified the Gimmick Blog Orgy as a noxious meme due to its impact on other posts, but this category is not among those that we apply here at the TACM.

We have classified this native meme as potentially invasive due to its large and destructive impact on the posts where it appears, but it remains to be seen whether the Gimmick Blog Orgy is a true invasive or simply a meme enjoying a healthy explosive-growth phase of its life cycle.

funny-tags-offical

[tags id: #i love gimmick blogs they're the rabid middle schoolers of the tumblr ecosystem /end tags id]

this post counts as a funny tag, right? :)

pronoun-st3aler

#love gimmick blogs. gimmick blogs are the rabid middleschoolers of the tumblr ecosystem

thirtyfirth

ganymedian

if they made a clone of Colin Firth do you know what they'd call him

ganymedian

Colin Thecond

ganymedian

This is the only joke I’ve ever made

thirtyfirth

Happy June Thecond!

#colin firth

thirtyfirth

Happy June Firth!

#june firth #june first #colin firth #colin andrew firth #thirty firth #june 1th #colin 1th

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thirtyfirth

Happy Thirty Firth!

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thirtyfirth

Happy May Thirty Firth!

#thirty firth #thirty first #thirty oneth #colin firth #colin andrew firth #mr darcy #pride and prejudice #fitzwilliam darcy #kingsman the secret service #kingsman the golden circle #the king’s speech #mamma mia #harry hart #may thirty firth #may 31th #colin 1th

ganymedian

if they made a clone of Colin Firth do you know what they'd call him

ganymedian

Colin Thecond

ganymedian

This is the only joke I’ve ever made

thirtyfirth

Happy May Thecond!

#colin firth

thirtyfirth

Happy May Firth!

#may firth #may first #colin firth #colin andrew firth #thirty firth #may 1th #colin 1th

ganymedian

if they made a clone of Colin Firth do you know what they'd call him

ganymedian

Colin Thecond

ganymedian

This is the only joke I’ve ever made

thirtyfirth

Happy April Thecond!

#colin firth

thirtyfirth

Happy April Firth!

#april firth #colin firth #colin andrew firth #april first #april 1th #colin 1th

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thirtyfirth

Happy Thirty Firth!

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thirtyfirth

Happy March Thirty Firth!

#thirty firth #colin firth #colin andrew firth #mr darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #thirty first #thirty oneth #pride and prejudice #kingsman the secret service #kingsman the golden circle #the king’s speech #mamma mia #harry hart #31th #1th #colin 1th #march 31th #march thirty firth

ganymedian

if they made a clone of Colin Firth do you know what they'd call him

ganymedian

Colin Thecond

ganymedian

This is the only joke I’ve ever made

thirtyfirth

Happy March Thecond!

#colin firth

thirtyfirth

Happy March Firth!

#colin firth #colin andrew firth #march firth #thirth firth #colin 1th #31th #1th #march 1th

were--ralph

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

evilwizard

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

were--ralph

alphabetcompletionist

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

were--ralph

live-and-learn

@i-say-ok You are the only way to improve this

ok.

I love you i-say-ok

ok. :] ♥️♥️♥️

$0

is-silksongg-released-yet

Silksong is not released yet

were--ralph

what the fuck happened to this post

shoo shoo get out of here

were--ralph

Looking through the notes and. Why is literally (literally) every gimmick blog drawn to this post in particular

What is going on

porcelain-face-art

were--ralph

woo-in-different-lengths

woooooooooooooooooooooooo

amen-break-detector

Amen Break not detected

bear-detector

balloon-hater

was there any balloons detected

bear-detector

that’s not my area of expertise, sorry

baba-is-blog

POST IS OVERRUN

imyourfriend

How many Reblogs is this gonna get???

queen-mihai

By royal decree, make it longer!

hawkuletz

thirtyfirth

My Firth instinct is to respond with a Colin:

ganymedian

if they made a clone of Colin Firth do you know what they'd call him

ganymedian

Colin Thecond

ganymedian

This is the only joke I’ve ever made

thirtyfirth

Happy February Thecond!

#colin firth

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thirtyfirth

Happy February Firth!

#colin firth #colin andrew firth #thirty firth #31th #1th #colin 1th #february 1th

thirtyfirth

Happy Thirty Firth!

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thirtyfirth

Happy January Thirty Firth!

#thirty firth #thirty first #thirty oneth #colin firth #colin andrew firth #mr darcy #pride and prejudice #fitzwilliam darcy #kingsman the secret service #kingsman the golden circle #the king’s speech #mamma mia #harry hart #31th #1th #colin 1th #january 31th

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