BALLOON HATER

I HATE BALLOONS!!!!!

if you’re a terf i hate you more

balloons is fake

Oh Good Lord. Hello

I don’t

Oh Good Lord. Hello

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

*you forgot your ears*

*you still feel rubber, balloon skin, poking you, tormenting you, stealing your hat and earmuffs*

my fucking cowboy hat

*it is now wearing the hat*

cmon man give it back I need that

this is why i also hate wizards…

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

*you forgot your ears*

*you still feel rubber, balloon skin, poking you, tormenting you, stealing your hat and earmuffs*

my fucking cowboy hat

*it is now wearing the hat*

cmon man give it back I need that

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

*you forgot your ears*

*you still feel rubber, balloon skin, poking you, tormenting you, stealing your hat and earmuffs*

my fucking cowboy hat

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

*you forgot your ears*

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

*as you try to pop the balloon, the dart deflects, this balloon is here for one thing, to torment you and rub in the murder of your dear beloved*

*as you turn around you see a figure that looks like your wife, but as you approach the figure fades, as you see it was a balloon, the balloon who killed your wife, here to taunt you*

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im not gay u are!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!