oof

about to go on a hero’s journey, anyone want anything for when I return home but permanently changed?

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

Wut r u wearin babe? D E A D F L E A H A N D M A G G O T S E A T I N G T H E F L E S H

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

that’s all we need to know

5 Y hhyt guy I jo 8 oi 9 oh uthj g y8 giI’m u

Thanks

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

baby girl u are a very freak and straange. iam deeplu in love with u

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

A woman using a dildo is normal and an ok thing but a man using a sex toy is perceived as creepy and sad by most

it’s cause men can’t make women cum so ya gotta make do w/ ur eight inch knotted raptor dick you had custom moulded. men see a piece of chicken breast nd fuck it

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

They know something