I am a green turtle

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

Listen, I've loved this since part one. You can't keep selling me. This is structural for me now. I don't know how much more I can handle.

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

purity seal that just says "FUCK IT WE BALL" for the entire length of the parchment paper

oh my god it's exactly what i saw in my mind