Thirsty4Percy

FUCK YOU, CYBERTRON! IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO TURN INTO A CAR THIS WEEKEND YOU’RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME TO THE LOST LIGHT! SERIAL KILLERS! ALT MODES THAT BREAK DOWN! THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING AT THE LOST LIGHT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT’S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER YOU’LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT—GUARANTEED! IF YOU JOIN THE VIS VITALIS: SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! YOU HEARD US RIGHT: SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR SHANIX! BRING YOUR ID! BRING YOUR CONJUNX! WE’LL FUCK HIM! THAT’S RIGHT, WE’LL FUCK YOUR CONJUNX! BECAUSE AT THE LOST LIGHT, YOU’RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM LUNA-1!

getaway is shaped like a friend

I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK