thirst for salt

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

I have wasted the last 24 hours arguing with people across multiple twitter accounts about the vulture fujo article while literally being IN ANTARCTICA and if that isn't the most Me™ thing ever idk what is

they should invent a me that can do things

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

Everyone say “thank you crying baby”

I can't believe November is almost over. What's next, December?? Thank god there aren't any months after that

i have a suggestion

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

No date on the grapic so I'll confirm this is as of today, Thursday November 13, 2025.

My favorite thing about the gilded age is when Cynthia Nixon was like “hey my friend is kind of unemployed can he come play with us?” and then Robert Sean Leonard showed up did to the Boston accent what Michael Sheen did to the mid-century midwestern accent and went “cough cough I’m Robert Sean Leonard. I’m your love interest and I’m gonna have to die it’s what I do best” and then he died

It’s so important to me how IMMEDIATELY he died. He was like nuh-uh you’re not tricking me into a real job with a regular 6 am call time looool

The gif makers have gotten their hands on the Macbeth bootleg. The Merrily proshot will have a theatrical release. Michael Sheen double headlining two plays for the welsh national theatre and dragging RTD into with him. We were never gone but we’re back in unprecedented ways.

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios