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@think-a-madjick
I'm feeling-like I'm not even an human....
More a something for literal use....
I can't stay-on my own, I MUST have someone with me and tell me what I should do and be.....
wait.
I'M £#&#+@ THINK-A-MADJICK!!!!
WHY IT TOOK SO MUCH TO UNDERSTAND.
I LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY NAMED MYSELF AFTER AN ITEM OF BIZARRE SPECIAL USE!!!!!
Who writes this €2&@??!!!!
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I'm having a rare moment of clarity and charity about my condition.
Stay-Tooned for UpdDates with UpGrades.
Pals, I'm beginning to consider the possibility that we aren't going to get Jax into the force-fem basement adventure :'(
A small taste of what my....
IDK, right now don't know how to complete my previous phrase.
That being said, there are 2 important thingies:
The 1st is the hope that this is the 1st of many other art'N'stuff that I will post on fat internet.
The 2nd is that this is a quite accurate depiction on how I feel like.... All messy....
I should really adopt the stereotypical composed, classy, intellectual, jovial, teasing, gracefully smug yet not overly-confident aristocratic persona full-time, like, I totally understand that aristocrats usually were a bunch of ************, ÃœberBitches, and ********, ********, FOOLS and also most importantly **************;
In r#al-l#fe. I'm specifically referring to the (absolutely) fictional character stereotype.
After all pretending, that porcelain mask is going to become my real face?? Is my face gonna get molded by that classy bisque mask?? At least small aspects are gonna seep in my cracks?? **Insert other intentionally pretentious metaphors here**????
Well, I presume that you, Reader, understand what I mean: I pretend->I become
No?? Yessss??
Signed: Irene Lola Viviette Maxxinne (A.K.A. Think-A-madjicK)
P.S. OHOHOHOHO~~~~
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Honayy wake-up!!
Its the third Coming of The Christ for the Furries!!!!
Born to be a lazy fat@ss dragoness sleeping on hordes of thrash.
FORCED TO BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF S#CIETY.
RTD STOP!! YOU'RE MAKING ME UNIRONICALLY MISS CHIBNAIL!!!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
My favourite part of The Reality War is when The Doctor made a silly dance and then proceeded to turn The T.A.R.D.I.S. into his own Zord to battle Omega after he grew giant size and rename himself to OmegaMega.
But that was not enough to defeat OmegaMega, but The Master came with his own T.A.R.D.I.S.Zord to help, The Doctor and The Master kissed (after saying full homo) thus unlocking the mighty T.A.R.D.I.S.MegaZord; and then with their mighty merchandisable-combinable robo, woke homosexuality, mavity and a big-@ss gay sonic-screwdriver-sword defeated OmegaMega.
Also I adored when he used his trademarked Doctor Kick!!â„¢ to make The Rani explode after she regenerated into her kaijin form The Ranier.
Skybound Comics' The Transformers Out-Of-Contex A.K.A. Energon Universe The Transformers Out-Of-Contex (Part 4 Of ????)
HEARTWARMING: After fighting an enemy space-train, notorious Space Tyrant Megatron refuses to beat out a disabled traumatized war veteran so he has him de-disabled first.
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Doctor Who Out-Of-Contex (Episode 2 of ????):
The Doctors enlighten a toon fellah, making him reach Nirvana.
The Skybound Comics The Transformersâ„¢ cumic boobs series' most important revelation:
After years of speculations and headcanons SOUNDWAVE IS OFFICIALLY A DILF.
But this creates another emiga: Who's the mother??
So I was eating and playing with my newly acquired toys at my 2nd most favourite fast food restaurant and I heard a f#cking Bugs Bunny saying sh#t about me.
So I complained to the androgynous girlboss and she said that he didn't mean to be transformerphobic or a bugot but merely a f#cking #sshole.
Thanks goodness there's still a company with f#cking standards about who they hire.
I had hot secs with Ragatha and yuo can't dis-agree with me because there isn't any proof that this didn't happen.
P.S.: If Boozeworx says that thiz is untrue she's clearly joking.
coCaine, Boozeworks, plz, fix the bug where Kingler gets his intelligence and memory stats debuffed when exposed to light. Plz.
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After watching Transformers One after a lot of appropriate time (1 A.K.A. One) I'm granted teh title of Tea Ultra Holy White Mage by myself and thus I'm a very expert cinemaphile (A.K.A. Theater Movin' Image Entusiast) and thus I shall give my Xtremely important ~~opinions~~ objectively correct facts about the film:
Ok, this was expected, like everyone knew this, but like, despite like thiz tihs is a cinematic masterpiece, I'm obviously referring to the 71'76 minutes long hot homersexual secsy secs scene between Optimus Prime and D-16. Whot 'cause this to be what we (Kinopholes) consider Kinoma is teh eggcelent koreagrapy and that D-16 announcement of his homerphobia, this iz a so subtle social commentary about society and that Optimus Prime Optimussy isn't enough to fix him, makin' clear that Optimus Prime isn't OP (as OverPowerwd) and has more to learn while also possibly as a foreshadowing for future character development.
Sentinel Prime's character is a big difference between his previous pothrayls bit that's what makes him such a fine character, here he's clearly a legitimate leader and hero, got rid of the previous theocracy and those old foolish dumb stoopid fools that could only talk about old foolish dumb stoopid foolish things, made peace with the Quintessentions (he's a raceist but not racist!!), created a new fairer society, build roads, gave free operations to everybaby, praise the courageous and have a promotion to Optimus Prime, D-16 and B#dassatron!!!!!!
WHAT A HERO!!!!!
D-16 renaming himself after the nickname he gave Optimus Prime's pener is such an emotional thing!! Much better than naming himself after an incestpus traitor!!
I found bizarre that every time Arcee was showed on screen there was an off-screen cybertronian shouting things like "Mommy Arcee!!" or "Notice me mommy!!", like it's xpecially so uncanny that that unnamed off-screen cybertronian gal sounds exactly like me if I was shouting in a cinema theatree.
It's so heartwarming when Megantron helped Sentinel Prime to do his Jazzz cosplay, the fact that he's deadly allergic to getting snapped in 2 is such an unexpected plot twist!! Thought my complaint is that this weakness kinda is like a reversed deux is machina, like when Sentinel Prime is allergic to that??
Overalls, this is cinema, if cinema was utterly amazing and very toy commercial. Watch this, and yuo will watch this film (which is a masterpiece).
>Starts the day by pleasantly waking up from a long nap, having breakfast and having a nice trip around the beautiful landscape.
>Three meteorologists appear (one of which is autistic and has ADHD) and humiliates & beat the shit out of him.
>If that wasn't enough the three meteorologists steals him home.
>Rather than being pissed off, outraged or just annoyed, he swears eternal loyalty to them, bows to them and likely even passionately blows them.
>When his boyfriends are attacked by a big-*ss guy he only shows up when the girlfriends of the big-*ss appears and only attacks her; probably a non-verbal statement to prove something.
>When his three boyfriends are atomized by the big-*ss guy's farts, rather than being devastated, grieving or just annoyed, he swears eternal loyalty to him, bows to him and likely even passionately blows him.
And that's why I firmly believe that MonsterVerse Rodan is both figuratively and literally the biggest bottom in the history of cinema.