Teenage Walking Corpse

when hozier said “with my mid youth crisis all said and done, I need to be youthfully felt cuz god I never felt young”

“Brutus” (2014), Oil on Canvas, 10"×10" by Julian Hsiung // Brandon aka Brandon Cody in “Marshall & Brandon: Bareback” (2012) by Sean Cody

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

why… is this………….. true…………………

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

My beds in the middle cos I don’t want to have to climb over my boyfriend every time I need to wee or vice Versa

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

paradise

😧😧😧😧

thottled water

it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever

some more early mornin peace for ya

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

i love you bitch

I ain’t never gon stop loving you

Bitch.

Hi! I need your help. Can you give me .0436 bitcoin? I’m going to McDonalds and