G L U C O S E F A T H E R

anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank… … I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

Us when we openly discuss our feelings

mutuals do this

ima give him teeth to see if that helps.

this is literally a morrowind npc

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

socks

make your own post

even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

imagine if you became a stand user but your stand didn’t match your aesthetic. i’d be devastated

would i really remodel my appearance just to match some weird apparition that 99% of the populace can’t see? much to think about

if your stand doesn’t match your aesthetic you should absolutely change your appearance to match it because that shit is your life energy right there. like if your literal fucking soul is a vaporwave cowboy that probably says something about you as a person

I was thinking what if Hobbits adopted a human baby but they thought it was a hobbit baby and they were like he’s the fuckin tallest hobbit there ever was and no one tells him he’s human so he just thinks he’s a fuckin strong ass hobbit then I realized that’s the fuckin plot of the movie Elf you dumb fucking idiot

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks”