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who are you people

she insert the GG-3883 crystal sample on my Anti-Mass Spectrometer till i resonance cascade

You ever just... yell about #half life??

The fact that Aperture Science canonically has a gender-neutral, polyamory-friendly partnership policy isn't a joke about Cave Johnson being inexplicably pro-queer. It's because their corporate medical plan allows them to experiment on your spouse. More spouses means more test subjects. That's the joke.

Cave Johnson: patron saint of rainbow capitalism

this blog has been mostly inactive for a while now since im not in the fandom anymore i will keep thexencrystal as an archive but i doubt i will make a come back any time soon im going to deactivate @benreydryl as it was barely active since its conception check out my main blog i guess

im privating my hl art too so if you want to see it its in my archive

I love when games have a protagonist with a backstory that doesn't really jive with the actual gameplay and it just kinda makes it seem like there's something wrong with them. Like Gordon Freeman is a 27 year old theoretical physicist and he holds grenades like he's been waiting his entire life to pull the pin on one. what did he see in his postdoc

[image description: gif of wheatley from portal 2 bouncing on a trampoline, with red and yellow stars flying off on every bounce.]