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Series: The One True Streamman - An ongoing AU exploring a post-HLVRAI1 world where Gordon exports the Science Team. Gordon is a man with a computer, a thriving friend group, and unimaginable existential questions. How does one maintain a healthy friendship when you’re on a different plane of reality than your AI friends? Listed here by publication date rather than chronological order, each of these stories can be read as stand-alone fics or as part of a greater narrative. Related posts on this blog are tagged #gordon streamman .
Square and Sphere - With his new webcam at ready, Gordon is ready to show the science team the real him for the first time. He expects a lot of things-- high emotions, jokes about his appearance, all the works. He doesn't expect fear.
Good Fun with Good Buddies (and Gordon) - Darnold has found himself forging close friendships with the ragtag crew that call themselves the "Science Team", and it's only partially because he's stuck in Gordon's computer with them. They're his friends!...Except Gordon.
Open File > Run as Administrator - Dr. Coomer is awake and aware for the first time since he left Gordon his final message, and nothing is there. And he's going to be okay.
Outside Looking In - Gordon’s long-time friend and twitch producer becomes concerned when the streamer dives head-first into the impossible task of taking the Science Team out of the game.
Bubby and Coomer Present WEDDING 2: The Sequel - No, not the sequel to an existing story-- that title is what's going on the invitations to the Boomers' wedding vow reaffirmation ceremony! Gordon helps plan a Twitch wedding for the mad scientists who live in his computer, as one normally does.
Don't Spell Memory Without Me - There are two Gordon Freemans. One of them isn't Gordon Freeman, and the other one doesn't exist. Or never existed. It really depends on how you feel about philosophy. Regardless, Gordon has some questions for his friends about the man who wore his character model in their pre-ResCas memories.
Streamer Unconsciousness - If your stressed, exhausted friend falls asleep on your couch during group movie night, the nice thing to do is get him to bed. However, that's a little hard when your friend's body is on another plane of being, and your world is on his computer. Gordon falls asleep in VR.
Run For Your Life - In progress. When unforeseen consequences threaten the Science Team’s peaceful postgame life, Gordon and his AI friends must face the past and go back to where it all began. Armed with nothing to lose and one hell of a plan, they’ve got no qualms with tearing the game apart from the inside out– on purpose this time.
Haptic Feedback -Ficlet, written in reply to an ask. Gordon tests out a haptic VR bodysuit and is able to physically feel his AI Friends' touch for the first time.
Start Again - Bubby wasn't sure where he'd planned to go after Tommy's birthday party, but it wasn't here. Where was here, anyway? How did he get here? Why didn't he remember leaving the party. What's Coomer happy-crying about?...And why isn't Gordon there?
Our Other Anniversary - A brief nighttime conversation between an old married couple. Half a dozen years ago, neither person existed. Sixth anniversary ficlet, immediate prequel to HL2VRAI.
Other HLVRAI Stories-
Bottlecap - follow-up to kyanitedragon’s Camouflage. Gordon takes issue with Tommy’s additional party guest. Tommy won’t let anything happen to his headcrab friend. Benrey’s just happily falling asleep with an entire pizza in his mouth.
Etymology Unknown - Black Mesa's perfect scientist discovers that a person can choose their own name. Why the hell would he keep one that a bunch of inferior researchers came up with?
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i forget the exact words but when dr mouseman tells gordon she's a fan bc she watched the black mesa incident on the security cameras, she said smth like "i mean i have my favorites but y'know," which introduces some fun possibilities for non-gordon "favorite"
darnold or bubby: understandable, loyalty to current-day colleagues, established friendships etc etc
tommy: basedbasedbased
benrey: insufferable option but undeniably hilarious, gordon bound to cope poorly
coomer: funniest possible outcome, potential for insane love triangle in which holly plays two of the vertices
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i think the entire city seventeam has the ability to respawn (due to being video game characters) but they seem to rationalize it in different ways
stain accepts it as just something that happens- after all, why would he think it's odd? and xar seems to think it's just a 'vision' or 'thought' when he dies...
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Dr. Mouseman I drew sitting in my broken down car waiting for triple A to show up and all my devices were dead. Much like hl2vrai act 2 if you think about it
i wanted to build off of gabe's idea where headcrabs are used as a pork brain substitute in dishes like gulai banak. the dish above is cooked headcrab meat served with a runny curry, paired with sauce derived from antlion grubs, which is either poured into the curry to make it thicker or used as a dipping sauce.
the headcrab legs dont work as a perfect substitution to actual crab legs, but virtually you can eat them the same; you squeeze or pick the meat out and its delicious with butter or aforementioned grub sauce
i haven't come up with a proper name for the meal, but in my mind i've been calling it headcrab curry. i'd love to hear people's thoughts on other possible recipes 🥹🥹🥹
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Darnold "having to drink his own leg" sounds like a weird and silly thing at first but i know damn well there will be beautiful dead-serious angst fanart about that on my desk tomorrow
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I'm passing this through again because I haven't been able to stream or do much real work for a few weeks now. I've had a lot of stressful events like my mother being hospitalized, my mother-in-law ALSO being hospitalized, my partner Pochi's debit card # being stolen, as well as numerous other personal things I'm not at liberty to publicly discuss.
This has, understandably, made it difficult to find the time & energy to entertain. Things will get stable again eventually, but until then, if you'd like to help me get through this ridiculously rough time, I'd deeply appreciate the relief it would bring.
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