Authors: 10% creativity, 20% insanity, 70% alcohol

*stroking my device screen with the tenderness of brushing the cheek of a lover returned from the war*

I- okay but- but screens are solid? Cheeks are not? Last time I checked???

I love this website I can make the most normal possible post and still get replies from alternate realities. what are cheeks made out of in your world plasma?

what you've never patted your laptop affectionately after a reboot fixed the Issue? never hugged your phone in relief that the screen survived a fall uncracked? never held a tablet to your quivering bosom bc the fic was just that good? puh-lease

You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

this post never fails to make me crave gummy orange slices

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

Tip: if boiling oil hisses at you, hiss back! this helps assert your dominance over it.

to all of you just silently reblogging from this specific thread, you’re going straight to hell. or gay to hell

what about ace to hell

Going undefined queer to hell

men who have sex with men tend to report sexual health concerns at much higher rates, for reasons that should be fucking obvious to a professional news outlet :)

Right, exactly...the trauma of the AIDS epidemic is still fresh in memory...so men who have sex with men probably are much more likely to get tested when there is a weird rash or something.