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The full interview with the creators is really interesting. Of note (emphasis mine):
Xun started vaping last year, she said, as a way to begin the process of quitting cigarettes. She also has a "bunch of friends who vape," many of whom "are very attached to their vapes." But she's not naive about vaping's well-documented risks, and began to wonder if "gamifying" her nicotine use might help her disincentivize it. In the first iteration of the project, hitting the vape would actually murder the digital pet, and thus would ideally work to guilt-trip the user into not inhaling.
"There's a big trend of parental locking yourself," Camacho added. "I'm locked out of certain apps behind a password that Rebecca knows, so I don't scroll Instagram too much. It would be cool if you could have that for nicotine."
But then, explained Xun, Camacho "found this Stupid Hackathon. And we were like, it'd be kind of funnier to be evil."
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Hi Mark, you have been so long with wizards, have you ever thought of leaving, and giving your mantle to younger minds.
if you do, please do not give it to a woke mind.
You do understand that "woke" just means thinks and cares about others. I sincerely hope my predecessor is "woke". I want them to think about how their design decisions affects everyone.
That said, I have no current plans of retiring, but sure one day. There are many talented designers I can hand off my mantle to.
So, one thing that seems to have gone AWOL in the unfairly-negative consensus discussion of the Phyrexia Arc (2022-23) is that the New Phyrexians are both literally fascist and a remarkably prescient metaphor for the fascism that now reigns in the White House.
This is pretty explicit in the text - for starters, Elesh Norn is outright described as "a fascist, theocratic dictator" in the Planeswalker's Guide to Phyrexia: All Will Be One - but there's a couple of incidents in the (desperately underrated) March of the Machine story that fit paradigms that the support for Donald Trump ultimately took.
And, of course, it might grant some solace given the ending.
So, in "Cathartic Reunion", Nissa's offer to Chandra - to join Phyrexia - is described as potential flight from responsibility.
Chandra rejects it, naturally, but is briefly tempted.
A life without fear. A life without the others second-guessing every decision she's ever made. A life free of loneliness and pain. Even if they stop Phyrexians here, won't something else take its place? Bolas, the Eldrazi, Elesh Nornβthere was always a tyrant. But if she takes that hand right now, that story could end.
It'd be like running away together.
Running away from their problems, and their responsibilities, and everyone who'd sacrificed everything to get them here.
This is, due to the linear nature of time, obviously not inspired by the events of November 2024, but it is still representative of a way of thinking about it, and not one I've otherwise seen in my (limited) diet of fiction.
It's only something I've read previously in non-fiction though: specifically, some of what Hannah Arendt wrote about in The Origins of Totalitarianism. (I would say this is a coincidence, but, from what I've seen, K. Arsenault Rivera would absolutely deliberately put in a reference to Arendt in the parts of her story dealing with fascism.[1])
In particular, there's a whole section on Imperialism - which is otherwise more Urabrasks deal - where Arendt dwells on how the sense of irresponsibility and impunity of colonisers kind of broke their brains (NB: I kind of, uh, ditched my copy like a year ago, I'm writing from memory here).
The impact of that brain breakage - well more general action without reaction - has also been posited in the scramble to explain "no, seriously, how did people vote for this guy" (though not by reference to Arendt).
Also, y'know, Trump did openly say that if he won you wouldn't have to worry about elections any more.
Meanwhile, there's a second, more sinister, offer from the big Machine Mommy herself in the climax (emphasis mine).
"Why must you struggle so?" Norn asks. "You've always struggled against us. What is it you desire? If you have longed for a home, find home with us. If you have need of friends or lovers, there are numberless legions of them among our ranks. You can still join us, if you submit."
On the one hand, this is not the same as the responsibility thing, but on the other hand, that pseudofriendship is the promise of the MAGA cult - of any cult (Phyrexia is also a metaphoric and literal cult).
And that last offer, of lovers... there's at least a whiff of "Your body, my choice", there, isn't there?
Anyway, see the picture up-top for Elspeth's ultimate response.
[1] Arsenault Rivera also had Elesh Norn describe the seas of Theros as "wine dark" (which brings up the faintly amusing image of Elesh Norn: Wine Mom of Machines, but is a reference to standard translations of Ancient Greek), and aped epic poetry for the Tyvar bits, and in Wilds of Eldraine began a chapter with "the child Rowan" (a bastardisation [non-derogatory] of "the Childe Roland"). Oh, also she named the chapter as an affectionate bolt to the heart of shippers (this was controversial - partly because of a previous iteration of Magic Story going out of its way to spite the femslashers - but, like, it was obviously not from that angle). She would reference Arendt.
(I should also note that TOoT is a long book, with weird choices of focus, and that highlighting this element where it mostly fits in with the flow would not imply agreement with any of Arendt's other theories.)
Musk's idiotically repellent display during the inauguration got me thinking of a couple of things I've posted about in the past relating to nazism and how we might think of it today.
before WWII the nazi leadership met with the German business elite and essentially offered them a deal, that in exchange for their support they would keep their factories and their positions and their profits, and this deal was accepted.
obviously it was not worth it: their profits were illusory while the bombs were very real, any "defeatism" led to execution or suicide, and Hitler's last act was to order the destruction of any factories that were not already rubble.
they had many opportunities to forestall this outcome but it would have required acting earlier and with foresight as to the risks of war and authoritarian government, something that should be much easier for us today, having their example from which to learn.
(it might also have helped if they had not devoted their lives to the mass production of armaments and been less eager to support wars of conquest as long as their profit margin was respected).
we know better today! and one of the things we know is that anyone publicly espousing nazi affiliation is begging for a fucking beating, by any criteria you can name!
it cannot escape anyone's awareness that nazis were the enemy of humanity, they literally declared war on the world and the world beat the absolute shit out of them, that much is known.
but they were the enemy of humanity in more ways than that: they propagated a vision of humanity as perpetually at war with itself, a humanity in which violence was a necessity and rule could only be justified by force, a humanity of torture and blood and death.
of all the ideologies held by petty warlords that set out to gain power over others, nazism is one of the most extreme, by the briefness of its history and the scale of its atrocities and the stark terms of social darwinism (with apologies to Darwin, whose personal beliefs and scientific discoveries were diametrically opposed to anything Hitler ever contemplated) and might makes right by which it justified them.
an avowed nazi has no grounds for complaint for being beaten: it is an outcome entirely consistent with past experience and future expectations, something that the world has stated will happen with great clarity for eighty years, and by the logic of their own ideology the loser of such a fight rightly deserves it.
to invite such a thing is the act of a fool who requires education, or a madman who needs help, or, sometimes, an absolute fuckwit who wants a beating.
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(Because with one (very enjoyable) round of Magic Story over, it is time to stare longingly into the future for more!)
So, in Foundations there were two cycles of full-art lands.
One Planeswalker cycle: Ajani, Kaito, Liliana, Chandra, and Vivien.
One non-Planeswalker cycle: Giada, Zimone, Tinybones, Kellan, and Loot.
Apparently all the characters were set to appear in a 2025 set. I'd guess not including the delayed Lorwyn-Shadowmoor set?
Chandra and Loot are accounted for, but that leaves all the others.
Ajani and Vivien I think are most likely for Tarkir: Dragonstorm.
Ajani is on a quest for redemption on a multiplanar scale, the Dragonstorms are tearing up the multiverse, there's probably enough "Elspeth" in "Archangel Elspeth" to ensure she lets him know about said Dragonstorms, Narset is on Tarkir and was part of the story circle... There's a surprising amount of plot for him there.
Vivien, meanwhile, would presumably just vibe with the sheer variety of Tarkir dragons. She could go for Space Opera, instead, with the variety of alien fauna, but the focus there seems to be more on sapients (if Lorwyn-Shadowmoor counts, she'd be my pick for that because man Lorwyn-Shadowmoor elementals are wild).
That leaves Liliana and Kaito for the Edge of Eternities.
Honestly, I just can't see Wizards passing up "Kaito and the Wanderer in space" (plus, they have History with Tezzeret, who I think has to be desparked for colour balance reasons), and the space stuff seems likely to be tied to the coin empire, which Strixhaven has an interest in. I think Liliana could swap into Tarkir (so she can learn how far Jace has fallen) if Vivien ends up doing space fauna stuff, though. Just "Could" because "Oh yeah, Ugin, maybe they were counting Lorwyn-Shadowmoor".
As for the non-walkers:
Giada is presumably Dragonstorm? There's that Elspeth connection there, too.
Tinybones, I'd say Space set. Because tonally he'd not fit in either, but Space set seems more likely to have, uh, space for him. Possibly could be Lorwyn-Shadowmoor instead, as the least human of the remaining non-Loot legendary creatures? (Loot could well be on Lorwyn, too, of course)
Kellan wants to be Helpful, and so could easily end up on some interplanar plan to stop the Dragonstorms on those grounds. (he is half-faerie, but fae vary pretty widely between planes, and Oko doesn't seem to be a Lorwyn-Shadowmoor faerie - that plot thread seems reasonably resolved, or else more likely to lead Kellan to the edge of the Blind Eternities)
And, while I think things are less rigid for creatures than Planeswalkers: maths nerd Zimone probably straight up discovered the link to the Edge of Eternities. Also, the Stixhaven/Coin Empire thing. And she's worked with the Emperor and Kaito previously, even if Niko and Tyvar are not appearing until Strixhaven round 2.
On the one hand, literal mind reader, power set uniquely suited to the situation.
On the other hand, he has canonically turned into the kind of guy who would up and grab the notebook and that never seems to end well so I'm saying "would catch, would not survive".
(he is also just a little bit too extra, and prone to seeing an obvious trap and having "trigger the trap" as step 1 of a plan ("the last thing Nicol Bolas would expect is a direct attack on him in the place where he's most powerful!"))
So, I realise I should probably clarify that oh god my Magic Story takes are absolutely going to be coloured by the fact that Jace is, basically, Keir Starmer[1], and I, alas, live in Keir Starmer's Britain.
Seriously:
Arrogant presumption of that his way is Correct?
Propensity to do the galaxybrain thing over the obvious course of action, even where that is blatantly worse?
Also that, but for the high-status/masculine thing?
Being weirdly iconoclastic and radical in terms of the need to remake society?
Willing to embrace reactionary rhetoric to fulfil some grand notion of the greater good?[2]
Also just... absolutely incredible levels of "horny wife guy" going on?[3]
Footnotes under the readmore.
[1] Modulo the transphobia. Granted, I could see current Jace being one of those "okay, sure it sucks that he said this stuff about trans people, but have you seen how much he hates NIMBYs?" 2024 Labour voters, even though I vibe with the interpretation that Jace is trans people. (granted, I think it's more likely he voted for Rishi Sunak's Tories out of accelerationism, on account of not having twigged how stupid the Labour government would be and thus the accelerationism being unnecessary)
[2] Jace is, I think, less sincere, but also, like, his utopian visions are straight up "Thanos after he realised that The Snap wouldn't actually leave behind a grateful universe", and I think the 'order' side of authoritarianism is increasingly his thing.
[3] Jace would absolutely let a billionaire friend buy Vraska designer clothes, and, like, for some reason Labour sources outright briefed that Keir and Victoria Starmer spent a good chunk of election night making out on the sofa? Heck, after Keir's first big conference speech as PM there were multiple front pages with it illustrated by the post-speech PDA. As much as there's clearly some sort of underlying same sort of mindset issue, this is lowkey the thing that really solidified the comparison to me.
Gonna write more when I get home from work, but, boy howdy that ending to chapter 2 is gonna cause discourse.
Edit: like, I'm not wishing for the author to be on the receiving end of yet more discourse, but I remember the response to promo material that [redacted for spoilers] from a recent set.
Okay, I'm guessing this "Check it out now!" button is some sort of yearly recap thing?
I have no idea if it's somehow messed up by uBlock, or if it's just the responsible staff knowing the userbase on this site would, mostly, click the mystery button (I only didn't because I wanted to post about it!)
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saw a poll that made me feel insane so how many different places* have you lived**?
1 my whole life so far
2β5
6β10
11β15
16β20
more than that
im bald (tags?)
Voting ended onDec 15, 2024
*for poll purposes I would consider a city/town/village/etc to be one 'place', so moving to another city or village counts as living elsewhere but moving to different building in the same city or village wouldn't. living unhoused would also count as one 'place' if you were still in the same city, even if you were moving around that city, couch-surfing, got displaced, etc
**living somewhere vs visiting is sometimes blurry but I'd still consider it 'living' there if you were there for a temporary job or school, or had or looked for a lease, or went there planning to stay indefinitely, etc. bald option for bald nuance