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Subject number: 002

Location of origin: It was first spotted on the top of a cylindrical, transparent object, supposedly used by the homo sapiens species as a drinking device. The subject seems to be used as a closing for the device, but the further investigation must be done to confirm this hypothesis.

Description: Small, round object, made out of material called “plastic”. The research suggests that the “plastic” is made out of earthly fluids created from dead life forms. The research suggests that the material is created in a time-consuming process in special buildings filled with objects made from various substances. The research was unable to determine if the homo sapiens are using the weakest of their own kind to make the material, but it is possible. The blue coloration of the object suggests its connections with the huge bodies of water that are present on the Earth’s surface. It’s likely that the color has a symbolic meaning for the sapiens species and that it stimulates their nervous system, helping them to find the water source. Its light weight and small size is very useful when carrying the object.

Functionality: As previously stated, homo sapiens are using the object as a closing for their watering devices. The object appears to be harmless, and isn’t commonly used in combat, albeit it can pose a serious threat due to the choking hazard, as proven in the experiment 2-13B.

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Rating:✩✩○○○

Subject number: 001

Location of origin: a medium sized, cube-shaped object, seemingly made of the remains of dead organic terrestrial lifeforms that have been crushed and pressed into a lightweight, slightly unstable, brownish substance that then has been folded to gain it's distinct, box-like features. Said object has been found in the housing area of a hairless primate species, known to us as homo sapiens sapiens {further investigation needed}.

Description: small, flat body with several oval receptor organs, long and elegant neck, very long and thin tail that seems to be connected to the wall of the ape's homebase. On its neck rests a well proportioned, cylindrical head with blade-like mandibles. This poor individual has some sort of cage strapped to it's feeding organs, it must have been abused and withdrawn food by it's owner! This kind of animal cruelty is something our team of researchers and scientists (of whomst we have a LOT!) have to deal with every so often, a sight most horrible. [Edit: It has become obvious that the cage is in fact nessesary for the well being of any lifeform around this specimen. Its barbaric and unpredictable feeding mechanism can lead to serious injuries and the loss of limbs. If I hadn't been able to regenerate so fast, I might have ended up with only 6 arms!) It also seems to react to stimulation of the small oval receptors located across the base of its body. We have yet to find out how this works.

Functionality: In the process of feeding, the three spinning mandibles create a cool and steady stream of air, our team suspects this is the reason homo sapiens have domesticated this species in the first place, but we couldn't confirm this theory yet.

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Rating: ☆☆☆○○

This is M-5781. We are proudly announcing that the preparations for our researches are almost finished!!!

You better hide your weird e a r t h l y b e l o n g i n g s or they might be confiscated for further investigation by our highly trained scientists (of which we have a LOT!!).

Anyways, we look forward to learning about earth so we know where your weak points are can be best friends. :DD

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Henlo mortals

T-9004 HERE.

We've finally managed to make a stable connection with this plane of existence.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? A BIG PARTY

NO, but seriously.

It means that our scientific research will finally begin.

WE HOPE THAT OUR COLLABORATION WILL BE FRUITFUL, FRIENDS 8^)