at least i’d had your full attention

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

hey does anyone else lowkey feel like we’re trapped in the belly of a horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death 😅

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird