at least i’d had your full attention

women should get even more childless

men should be forced to read books

one day you start doing laundry and then you never stop doing laundry and then you die

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours