The V Claw

Congratulations! As of today, you have survived 100% of your worst days.

This is actually a really nice post to end my Tumblr presence.

Listen @doobler introduced me to this trick and it works??? I’ve written copious amounts of smut in this godforsaken font. Idk why it works. I hate it so much. As a graphic designer its a literal nightmare of a font. As a font snob there is so much WRONG with it idk how it ever became a font. But as a writer…. It works. It really fucking works. Wanna increase your productivity in writing? Make it comic sans. Writing something you have no inspiration for? Comic sans. Need to get an extra boost of humor? Comic sans. Can’t get that hot and heavy smut scene out how you want it? Comic sans has your back. It’s utterly stupid and ridiculous but it works.

I… I have to try it

Technical Editing professor gave us this interesting and very helpful tip–when editing your own work, switch the font to Comic Sans. You’ll be noticing mistakes a lot faster than if you stick with your regular font because you’re so used to it. Seriously, give it a shot.

Interdasting.

I just tried this and knocked out an entire page of a video script I wanted to work on?? The fuck? Alright Comic Sans, I won’t knock you so much anymore.

Going through the records to figure out just how corrupt/racist/abusive they were before she stepped into Office and handing out indictments/canceling pensions is gonna be hard enough. But, at least, now she won’t have to fire their asses.

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

God I want him to do this to my clit

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

I honestly can't blame them. Hotel California is a straight-up banger.

Here's a quick reblog, since there's less than 48 hours until the poll ends.

How…did he just know

“If it ain’t got your name on it in the fridge, don’t fuck it!”