Sorry for the mess

so fucking stupid that shaving doesn't make the hair stop growing there. i told you to stop that

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."