what radiation???????

ladies……. please, allow me. *immediately fucks it up*

happy year of the horse. stampede 🐎🐎🐎🐴🐎🏇🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🏇🏽🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎🐎𓃗🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🐴🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎🐎🧧🧨🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🏇🏽🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐴🐎🏇🏽🏇🏽🧨🐎🐴🐴🐴🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🧧🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐴🐎🐎🐎🏇🏽🐎🐎🐎

santos literally saved langdon’s life and career, but no one wants to talk about that bc you all hate women

nobody gets excited about seeing an organism like trans people who named themselves after that organism

nature is beautiful

Hello white people today your task is to google "poc [genre you like] bands" and listen to at least 5 of them. You don't have to like any of them you don't have to stay for the whole song but you do have to TRY.

This week my radio show is about power metal so here are my recommendations: Ad Infinitum, Lovebites, The Mighty Wraith, Barque of Dante, and Marys Blood :) also Dragonforce because duh

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

in 2026 i want to feel sexier and i want to see an owl

my super inflammatory game design opinion is that no game should ever encourage you to to play every day. yes, this includes animal crossing.

i HATE when people imply Santos “ratted out” Langdon. she raised concern about him stealing drugs, and rightly so. she didnt know if he was using and practicing medicine, selling them, overdosing patients. its a fair and very aware thing to do. weird thing to think, if it was Whitaker who reported him yall wouldnt give a fuck.

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

"vibes", also known as "internal biases",

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure