Stardust Darling

“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??

the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

(through gritted teeth) i love being out of my comfort zone it is necessary for my personal development

i forgot how many people think piracy is extremely amoral. i guess propaganda works wonders. anyway pirate more

no I have to give this billon dollar corporation that can’t even pay their employees living wages my money so I can watch the next installment of the film industry’s version of a sunk cost fallacy.

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

this is a man who has experienced The Public

“Look at me”

the tendency for racists and white supremacists to go gaga over their idea of ancient Rome is so darkly hilarious because of how entirely wrong it is. It’s not a twisting of some kernels of truth, it’s not a misinterpretation, it’s just the exact opposite, and people in Western Europe has been doing it for so long. For centuries people in Britain and Germany would be like/have been like “ah yes, we are special and superior because we are the heirs of the superior Romans” while next to a giant pile of writings by respected Ancient Romans who went “god, Britain is a dump and Germany is full of idiot barbarians. I wish I lived somewhere cool and cultured like Syria or Tunisia.”

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

Bitches will say “gimme another kiss” after being kissed 84848284 times.. it’s me, I’m bitches