The Green Ribbon

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

Extremely funny that everyone at the Talamasca are like secret agents who just chooses to use their real ass full government names during undercover missions for no reason. Like yes of course Rashid's real name is Rashid, just like Raglan James is out here announcing his real first and last name whenever we see him.