yeagh

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

loading screen hints will just casually flip between the obscure facts that no one possibly could ever have figured out and the most inane bullshit imaginable. "did you know you can upgrade your wombus at the fizzwhacker store in Gropnurk Fel?" followed immediately by "try not to get set on fire!"

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

when it comes to love for clowns I have an amazing digital surplus

Takin a big sip out of my amazing digital slurpees

i generally dont have that many sexuality headcanons for bfdi characters and if anything i dont think 99% of them even think about that kind of thing themselves but i do think there would be a bit where announcer's like. Im So Disappointed, You Guys. It's June. And None Of You Even Wished Me A Happy Pride Month At All. and the other contestants are like 'announcer are you gay? i dont think you ever told us that' and hes just like. No It's Fine. Whatever. Sheesh . and then the scene just carries on like normal

later in the episode there is a problem unrelated to the contest and the contestants ask him for help and he says no because he thinks they need to be more tolerant and there are consequences for not supporting him. he never even answered if hes gay or not

I See so mNy people talk about her but they are drawing her really wrong 💔

YYAAAAAAAAYYYYY

When will the violence end

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing