Who are you again?

I’m begging you to turn the sound on!! 🤣🤣🤣

This is the internet I love and miss.

…as the original lolcats phenomenon leans in to whisper, “Did you miss me?”

I missed you so MUCH! *broken sobbing, holding tight as the Internet of Cats wriggles to get free and jams a foot in my mouth*

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

😂

the best bit of this description is, there's no way of telling which is the human and which is the cat

My god you're right. I didn't even write it that way on purpose.

head trauma in books drives me so insane. in the one I’m reading now, the author knocks her character unconscious every time she wants to change the scene. like to get the ‘dramatic fade to black’ thing. but it’s happened AT LEAST four times, probably more, all in the same week. this person’s brain is scrambled. you can’t keep doing this. just describe them walking calmly and entering the next scene, you don’t need the fade to black. there have been ZERO CONSEQUENCES to the MULTIPLE CONCUSSIONS. this character is bleeding on the brain. they’re fucked. it doesn’t matter what else happens in this book, it’s already over for them.

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

poop mart lol

20 minutes later we're making out on his porch.

If you’ve read Greek mythology, then you know that’s worse than the dodgeball