Pants Are For Squares

im a level 56 emo. I cast 3 shadows and one of them isnt even mine. its an astral projection of pete wentzs shadow from 2008

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

Yes. We all need this.

He nailed that !

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.