The Things I Really Like

i swear whenever i open the news every headline is like "trump declares joy to be unpatriotic" "supreme court rules only republican states can have ice cream" "hegseth: 'it's not a crime if we did it first'"

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

This is why scientists study everything.

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

anyone else ever have days where you straight up just do not feel like speaking

give me the news

i've got a bad case of lovin' you

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

Just wildy illegal shit every single fucking day.

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed