Tiff Talks

But now I am going to continue blogging and boy do I have some stories to tell so get ready because I am coming in full force 

Me: First of all, how am I going to recall something I never learned about in the first place.

I am ordering my casket...it’s going to be pink with blue polka dots :’)

Owner: Thank You very much!

Um I don't know wtf this says but this does not make me feel safe in the park. (Yes the wasps are that big)

So today in my Korean language class we got to listen to Andy being curved by Mina. Andy has a crush on Mina ,so he was tryna to take her out to eat ,but Mina was “busy” at every hour of the day so Andy couldn’t get his game on...and honestly I relate to Andy so much. Like, even though he’s a fictional character in my Korean workbook I understand how he feels on a personal level and it hurts. One day Andy and I will be victorious! 

My -kinda tipsy- friend as we walked up a hill

If you’re not bringing me a bouquet of wine on our first date then you can gtfo. 

(Yes this is a move I am working on)

I swear South Korea has the most hilarious warning signs ever. It makes me wish someone would  ride down the steps just so I could see this happen. 

This $60 USD apple better bring Jesus back. It better stop all of the wars, I better never have to go to the doctor ever again, better be the cure for cancer, I better never feel hungry againn...🙄

This is why I have trust issues 

B: Bro? Hey you still there? There’s a 7-11 too! 

Being in a kinda conservative family and having some semi-conservative friends can be pretty difficult at times especially since I’m pretty liberal about....well everything.  I’m planning on making a short video compilation at the end of October to show my progress of pole fitness classes. I’m probably going to put this info graphic in the beginning of the video since I always have to explain myself ,and people love to make snap judgments.  While I have only gotten positive reactions when I say I do pole dancing in Korea (because it’s getting pretty popular here) I know when I get back to America...I’m going to have mixed reactions ,and while I try not to gaf about what others think it still hurts knowing how many negative and close-minded people can be. People create their opinions and never change them because they think they are always right. But what I do know is that I love my pole fitness classes and I’m so glad I started them. It was probably one of the best decisions of my life and I can’t to improve and encourage everyone to do it! (If I could change one thing about the info graphic it would be “become apart of a sisterhood” because people of all genders should take part in this)

Honestly I want to just sit with my legs wide open so my thigh don’t touch but I’m afirad my roommate is going to walk in one day and wonder what the hell she just walked into....”Hey I wasn’t doing anything weird my thighs just can’t touch right now so just ignore me please”