#tipsy

Hi late to the party on shillanov's post

but I was too tired the other night to make one of those old outfit plan layout things. That were on instagram and tumblr. Would not leave my head. Also was annoyingly hard to find a reference for???

anyway this will live on the internet forever now, yes its shit idc

Title : which kind of sex they prefer

Different types of sex mentioned : "i miss you" sex, drunk sex, make up sex, phone sex, masturbation only sex, clingy sex

tw : sex, mention of alcohol, mention of angst, mention of sexual practices

Seungcheol : definitely a "i miss you" lover. i really see him returning after a world tour and just giving you his all with lot of kisses, anecdotes and hugs (let’s not forget his fingers in your mouth tho)

Jeonghan : make up sex for sure. i see him as somebody oversensitive who takes personally every single thing you say and pouting about it. but after that he would always make it up to you when night comes, trying a lot a lot of positions

Joshua : probably more into phone sex idk i have this feeling that he will be more comfortable arousing you over a phone, maybe a facetime where you both talking dirty and touch yourselves

Jun : something like drunk sex yk so he can fulfill all his fantasies without being embarrassed. he talks nonsense during the whole thing, missing the hole, giggling and laughing

Soonyoung : drunk sex too. maaan he would be so lame and pathetic, fucking more your thighs than your cunt, loving blowjob and asking for pauses 24/7. i see him as someone very exhibited, leaving you during sex to prank others members all naked

Wonwoo : make up sex mixed with masturbation only yk just casual sex even though you’re a couple he still doesn’t care about it. i mean he cares about you but not the sex part. he’s fucking you dumb and make you salivate by stroking his own cock

Jihoon : definitely goes for sex returning from a tour. he spent the whole night telling you how much he missed you, touching your naked body, gripping at you like you could vanish if he didn’t. the room is filled with moans and sex themed songs

Seokmin : clingy sex for sure, whining and pouting when you have to unstick your limbs of his. he’d only like positions where you can kiss and have a lot of fun together

Mingyu : make up sex because the both of you love to sulk over dumb things only for the make up. He’d say sorry a hundred times between soft kisses, making you come several times before falling asleep on your boobs + drooling over em

Minghao : prolly masturbation sex BUT he’s better at drunk sex bc he fears nothing, treating you like a goddess while sliding his tongue in your coochie, talking nonsense and burping between two kisses

Vernon : like mingyu he loves make up sex but only bc he pisses you of almost every single day being too nonchalant about almost everything so it’s his way too beg for forgiveness, asking you a hundred times if you’re okay, ending sweaty and exhausted but still cooks for you

Seungkwan : clingy sex as well but only because he’s 24/7 worried that you might leave him so he needs to feel you all, bones included. but he never say no to a good doggystyle if he can kiss your collarbone the whole time

TIPSY the Black & White Cat

By Douglas Cuddle Toys

2008-2009

As the shadows, they are forming, come and join me center stage

(Oh, what a happy land we live in!)

Why do I seem to draw better under the influence ohhh my days