little bitch troll from hell

"i cant believe you dont have this or that flavor" listen they had these ones okay

I need a new one

François Arnaud | L'Officiel Hommes China | 2026

"that guy's wrong tho"

you get it

Husband now that child is 4 years old: carries feral child upside down into the bathroom telling her she is a smelly little beast and she has to wash her butt while she sings him songs about spraying him with the shower head

Husband now that child is 4 and "sturdy" (his words not mine): "bath time is my special time for hand to hand combat with my warrior princess where I teach her how to throw a punch and try to exhaust her enough that she passes out until tomorrow, and if that doesn't work I just start making deals like she's a mob boss and I am a desperate flunkie"

Husband now that child is 4: "I had to make her a breakfast snack of two eggs and toast before we go out to brunch because she was gnawing on the bars of her enclosure and I am frankly terrified of the small piranha she becomes when hangry."

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

Connor Storrie as Lance Kingston in Criminal Minds: Evolution S19EP4

they killed him for this

@Fox Hunter

not my pops seeing someone who looked suspiciously like connor storrie at stoney river in atlanta yesterday night. He said he is the dude on your wall paper but his hair was short , and there was a blonde girl , and an asian looking guy , so I kept asking about the Asian guy (could be Hudson not that I particularly like him , I prefer François being there) he said all be can remember he looked 5' 11 ish when he stood up and squeezed the chin of the dude in my wallpaper , whole group looked like they were trying not to be noticed. And my pops ask the waiter if he can a get picture , but they politely have declined it but have given a autograph on a napkin , my pops lost it cuz he got drunk with his buddies , I'm literally crying 😭😭😭