The Strange Strix

When Elia had learned of the match their lady mothers had made, and their lord fathers had agreed to, she had been less than pleased to find herself betrothed to the Lannister heir. Jaime had still been just a boy when they had exchanged their vows in the sept at Casterly Rock. She wondered if he even understood the vows that he was making.

Ten years on, with his parents in their graves and Jaime proving to be a fair leader, Elia thinks that mayhaps her opinion is beginning to change. The boy becomes the man, and the man makes her laugh and blushes when she touches him. He looks at her as though her own hands had placed the stars and the moon into the skies.

Mayhaps the arrangement is not so bad.

Mayhaps she is falling in love with her husband.

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also includes the flash games, ttrpg, and some official dao toolset resources, as well as a timeline with both in-universe dates and release dates (timeline's not currently up to date, it's not a priority, but it's decent)

update (novemeber 2024):

added the official screenplay for dragon age redemption

still looking for:

a scan of the art section from the collector's edition of the da2 guide

special features from the redemption dvd

anything released since mid-2024 (i think that's just the veilguard art book. also the podcast, but it's freely available online so i'll only do it when i can be bothered sorryyy)

Hi I just wanted to say that the beefier I draw men, the more I want them covered in blood, okay?

And weirdly enough you’re really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncan’s cousin on the phone so the utility company doesn’t cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really there’s no way any of this should be working as well as it is - you’re absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but you’ve managed to dodge the landlord every time he’s stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and you’re all still kinda looking at each other and asking ‘are we allowed to just do this?’ before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.

What's gonna be left of the world if you're not in it?