The Soy That Sauced

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

I haven't renewed my subscription what the fuck could I have possibly missed

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

seal point

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

Yet Again . if I see ANY sort of "Reblog this shit right now" I will never reblog it. Especially when you're basically yelling at me. "I don't care what theme your blog is if you don't reblog this I hate you" Ok hate me then . I'm just so tired of that shit

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

being aroace and nonbinary is so beautiful like i'm not doing any of that LOL