The Soy That Sauced

kaw kaw

I am now putting Asya, Siffrin and Ralsei in a blender to see what the resulting amalgamation will think about the concept of free will.

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

I haven't renewed my subscription what the fuck could I have possibly missed

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

seal point

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

Yet Again . if I see ANY sort of "Reblog this shit right now" I will never reblog it. Especially when you're basically yelling at me. "I don't care what theme your blog is if you don't reblog this I hate you" Ok hate me then . I'm just so tired of that shit