Eldritch Bastard

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

The thing about Kralsusie is that Ralsei waited her whole life for Kris and Susie to arrive and Kris has harboured a fondness for Susie long before she said a kind word to them and Susie remembered Ralsei's pacify spell even when it seemed she didn't care and Susie found a friendship that wasn't just for a joke and found security with them and Kris has twice protected Susie behind their shield going against the constraints of the being that controls them and Ralsei has twice protected Susie by turning offensive going against the very pacifism and restraint she has forced on herself and Susie has broken through every rule that locked up and hurt her friends to show them hope and Kris and Ralsei get to talk freely to each other when they think about Susie and Susie and Ralsei come from opposite ends at each other and collide like galaxies to become more realised versions of themselves and Susie and Kris have found a space of true implicit unspoken acceptance with a fellow weird outcast and they all pose cutely when the three of them get together (not just any two of them) and the three of them pick each other up when one of them falls down so they can keep going in the dark and the three of them share the burdens of fate and take its hits in turns to keep each other afloat and they chu-chu-choose each other a thousand times over and their happy endings are with each other forevermore into the future and and and and they are a TEAM goddamnit

the thing that makes me mad about light pollution is that so much of it could be fixed by downward-facing light fixtures and doing that would also massively reduce energy usage bc all that light cast upward is wasted energy

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