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I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.
Or even like... Cannon warfare.
Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.
I mean, this seems like a pretty standard Zombie Apocalypse set up to me?
High wall to prevent zombie pile ups from getting over the fence just due to clawing upwards. Solid metal to help prevent weathering or rotting, also easier cleaning and sanitation than natural wood if necessary, with no handholds if the zombies can grip onto things like that.
Corner towers to have line of sight all around.
Separate vehicle section with gated and covered entryway to deal with vehicle sanitation outside the living areas and disposal of any zombies that may have followed you in without a chance of them getting into the main base.
Solar panels and greenhouses for food and power.
Yep. Seems like a pretty good zombie base set up to me. Only downside is whatever those containers are being outside the walls. Nothing you need to access should be outside the walls in a zombie apocalypse.
today is not my birthday
reblog if your birthday is not today
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wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page
What category is your last name?
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Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)
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Hyphenated/multiple of the above
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Unsure/results
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
If I must see The Horrors with mine own eyeballs (or hear them), then YOU must be subjected to The Horrors as well!
The Horrors be upon thee!
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tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”
“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”
i needed this as a background
me, the most autistic woman alive: why is the silence so loud rn
i know it's here somewhere. i can FEEL you
they just don't get it. they don't get how loud everything is
Kisses
Headcannoning that eridians do have a "kiss" like behavior where they clink together and hum a really low frequency to send vibrations through eachothers carapaces.
Kiiiinda depends on how low that 'really low' frequency sound is. Mammals actually Really Do Not Like super low frequency sounds even when we can't actually hear it (infrasound at below 20 hertz), they tend to cause stress and anxiety about dangers from an evolutionary standpoint, like storms, earthquakes, and predators.
Have you ever seen the videos of what they think a T-Rex actually sounded like? Nightmare fuel.
So like, giant cat purring would be very nice. A subsonic vibrating rumble would make our monkey brain scream about the cave collapsing on top of us.
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
"who do you self insert as when you read?"
This is me when I read:
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i really love this genre of image
The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up
I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.
I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.
I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.
At least give me a fucking transcript.
I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.
