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Ambessa: 5

Howl: 499, he used to have 503.5, but he gave some to Ambessa

Jayce: -4, sucks up other peoples braincells. HE doesn’t even use them, they just ✨disappear✨

Caitlyn: 3, but none when Vi is around

Sevika: 232, sometimes shares with others

Ekko: 4, at least one is always used to make sure he doesn’t fall

Hummerdonger: 2, uses them at all times to make himeslf seem like he has like 800

Singed: 5, but most of them are being used to keep the mutation alive at any given time.

Marcus: 1, occupied with his daughter at all times. He used to have more, but they died with Grayson

Jinx: 2, but she doesn’t usually use them, they’re overwritten by Milo, Claggor and co.

Vi: 1, except when Caitlyn is around

Viktor: 7, but none of them are concerned with self preservation (that’s why he works with Jayce)

Silco: 3, they’re just slightly infected

Alain Berset #bald #daddy #thicc

Simonetta Sommaruga #high heels #ladiesblr #peep

Ignazio Cassis #armpits #beta male #sub #butt (ons)

Guy Parmelin #milf #alt right #big

Ueli Maurer #brunette #holes #racism

Karin Keller-Sutter #ACAB #handcuffs #crying

Viola Amherd #injury #hard #over 18