the shea mythos

if i woke up in taylor swift's body id tweet out "watching hetalia! it's SOOO funny" and turn my phone off

taking out my anger on the people who fuck up my day at work by scribbling scary and inhuman architecture on a piece of paper. once i get good enough at it they will go there in their dreams

This is still the most sinister post on the site

I'm like a cenobite if they were exploring the further regions of hanging out and chilling

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and you have to scroll through 10 paragraphs of the most harrowing thing you’ve ever read in your life just to get the recipe for paprika hendl

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

^ the jittering trembler

^ The nefarious anglerfish

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

y in mario party

there was a g in this one too tho