not me being evil shadow skull 💀

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

the jack and jill narrative never explicitly mentions them getting their pail of water from a well. evidence of the pailmonger?

think about it- what else could have caused jack to fall down and break his crown, but the whim of the foul pailmonger?

my childhood = ruined.

One time took an uber the guy told me he once drove two old long haired bearded enrobed cloaked men into a church and one was calling the other Ancient Master

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away