sharkie is my favorite

With the literacy crisis getting worse i figured i can record all the new words i learn as I learn them

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

ACTUALLY FUCKING THO

#the bioessentialism is gross and inescapable#‘oh i’m just not comfortable around this person bc i don’t know them!’#is that it? or is it that they’re masculine presenting and you only think of non-binary people as girl lite

someone took my rlly old tablet and i have to pretend i didnt notice but i'm pissed the fuck off why do these bitches think they can take my things as they please

it was either my sister or my mother and i can't trust either of them to give it back. maybe my sister a little more once she realises you can't do much meaningful shit on there.

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

As a chronic "good heavens" sayer, and as a casual rhyme enjoyer, it's been really hard not to pepper in the phrase "good heavens six sevens" into my vocabulary. It would be so much fun to say, but it would immediately alienate both young hip people and old antiquated people and really only be enjoyed by whimsically autistic transgender women, so yeah :/

Elliot Page does not play Achilles in The Odyssey like transphobes were preemptively angry about but Homer just told me he updated the Iliad and Achilles is canonically transgender now and not just subtextually transgender like in the first draft.

since when was achilles trans i thought he was just gay

he went back to girlmoding to dodge the draft

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.