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me: i'm gonna get so much done!! i know what I need to do and i can do it!! i'm gonna turn my life around!!

me, when i realize i've done absolutely none of it and will not do any of it:

#s.txt #adhd #depression #anxiety #:)))))#just another good update from your old pal sagen #i'm an awful person and can't do basic things!!!!!#i'm not qualified to be an adult!!!!#and i'm fucking lonely af!!!!!!#(romantically lonely not platonically)#(well actually a little of both)

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i wanna die really bad, but at the same time there's no way i could leave my cat right now

#s.txt #tw suicude #even in these troubling times she keeps me alive #im a mess #nothing is good #nothing matters

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therealmiau

@genericdissapointment

ankle-beez

(warning: very loud scream 6 seconds into the video)

#gg #THE ACTUAL BEST #i fucking died of laughter #i watched it like 5 times in a row and died every single time

galpalactic

these are the adventure zone cocktails i made up while listening thru petals to the metal for the 1000th time in the summer

#taz #THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT #THEN I SAW CAPTAIN CAPTAIN BANE AND ANGO #AHHHH

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i hate most straight white comedians because their humor is mainly 'lol why is everyone so offended these days???? lolol why can't i say tranny? 'transgender' is sooooo hard to say. also if i had sex with a trans woman it'd be GAY and i can't do that'

#s.txt #transphobia #transmisia #t slur #fuck #i had to leave the house because that's what my dad wants to listen to #and i feel very uncomfortable now

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tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

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someone tagged this as #tw drama

mindfulwrath

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

politenuclearbomb

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

kaishabackwards-deactivated2020

the caffeine fandom is fucking wild

therealmiau

@genericdissapointment

where tf did this lost boys fandom come from? been here for YEARS and i ain't seen one

NOW YA'LL SHOW UP

#s.txt #seriously though #the lost boys #i've been here for SIX YEARS #AND YALL JUST BARELY COME OUT TO PLAY #WTH

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ look i did an art for once

based on the hanahaki disease. i was feeling depressed and still got them unresolved feelings and was listening to the ready set’s song hanami which made me think ‘hmmm isn’t it that flower disease?’ (i was wrong but close) which made me search for it and now i’m obsessed with it as a concept

so i made a me dying of it basically with gardenia’s as the flower

#my art #tw blood #blood tw #hanahaki disease #gotta love them unresolved crush feelings!!!!#also guess what gardenia's mean!!!#what do you tag on art tbh #idk #sagen arts

synthot

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

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I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

#FUCKIN #HELL YEAH #THAT'S RIGHT #IT'S ABOUT TO BE THE YEAR OF THE KILLJOYS #mcr #fuck #this brings me back to middle school

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You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

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therealmiau

@genericdissapointment

i'm listening to episode 391 of MBMBAM (listening to it from most recent to least) and during the 'is my neighbor a vampire' bit they definitely could and should have made a The Lost Boys joke based on the scene where the Frog bros were trying to see if max was a vampire

it would have been absolute prime material and they fucking missed out on it

#s.txt #mcelboys #mbmbam #HALF OF WHAT THEY WERE SAYING WAS BASICALLY THE SCENE #THE FUCKING GARLIC AND THE HOLDING A MIRROR BIT #AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EDUCATIONAL

bywandandsword

I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I something else? Who knows, but there’s 90% chance I’m carrying a sword and doing magic with music in the woods

#loz #literally me!!!!!

kimpossibooty

I was at Fantasy Starbucks and I placed my order and the faerista asked for my name and like a fool I gave it to them

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therealmiau

@genericdissapointment

#Kaitlyn #WE JUST TALKIN BOUT THIS #AND IT'S ALSO LABYRINTH #IT'S BEAUTIFUL

kameratar

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

ask-ickle-mod

Hell fuckin yeah

therealmiau

@skeletonofun

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