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@momomomma2
bring back the concept of just Not Vibing with something. Not every single noun that you dislike has to have some convoluted reason, you can just straight up not like the vibes of something
"Why don't you like xyz?"
"Oh, my brain sees them as the human equivalent of touching Styrofoam. Fine for other people tho!"
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One thing about mutuals is that they will get into the most random ass media
"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
i'm sorry i roasted you, i desire you carnally
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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
My cats hate each other and fight all the time but when we leave my boy cat (who has the world’s tiniest meow) on the porch too long our girl cat will start to yell at me to let him in. Idk where this camaraderie comes from considering they spend most of their time slapping the shit out of each other.
My girl cat: 🥺möther you have left my déarest dárlingest bröther on the pörch you must admit him pösthaste
My girl cat three seconds later: haha get bitchslapped idiot
The notes on this post are gold.
started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large
“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”
I nearly forgot I had this, after years! Literally years! For anyone who sees this and remembers me; Im a whole ass lesbian now! And got married! To a really gorgeous lady!
Also I had a 1900's style nervous breakdown, total seclusion, heavy therapy, dark night of the soul stuff. Turns out pushing down your emotions is only chill in brooding male leads, if you do it too long irl your brain implodes on itself. But now I'm back and better than ever with newly added medical support! (A careful mix of anti-anxiety meds and therapy, I love the meds, Im....learning to love talking about myself.)
I'm slowly re-introducing myself to society, I apologize in advance for the 3 years of hyperfixations about to be loaded onto my queue. I missed this ❤️
My sleeping hound will point you to the left
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what is it that makes siblings so good at insulting your fashion?
one time my brother looked at me and said "Hold on. I need to cook up an insult about your outfit." and after two and a half minutes of silence said "You've got the perfect cammo to sneak through a grandmother's house undetected" and he was fucking right
im not immune to how corsets make breasts look
i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you
90% of arguments about media could just be solved by saying “different people like different things in their stories” and leaving it at that
happy pride everyone
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if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......
i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work
